So I made a humpy hank right
Me: “Hump the moist cave wall.”
Computer: “You attempt to jump. You hit your head.”
Issac: “Not jump. HUMP.”
Computer: “I don’t understand.”
Issac: “Dude, I’ve been alone in the dark in this cave for weeks and I need some relief. HUMP THE CAVE WALL.”
Computer: “You attempt to ju-“
Me: “Thrust pelvis against the cave wall.”
Computer: “I do not-“
Issac: “Make sweet love to the cave.”
Computer: “I do not-“
Me: “FINE. Follow left branch.”
-Page 280, The Fault in Our Stars
(Source: iampizzalocked, via amethyst-melodies)
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