February 2012
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I have to get up tomorrow so it's time for sleep....
Future child: What did you do when you were my age?
Me: ....
Don't say talked to strangers on the internet
Don't say obsessed about gay fictional characters
Don't say fanfiction
Don't say sobbed over celebrities
Future child: Mommy?
Me: We searched for airports.
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So the other day in band my friend announced that...
Band Teacher: Oh? What's that?
Some clarinet player: It's kind of like Twilight.
At least four people: OMG IT'S NOT LIKE TWILIGHT! ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?
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I believe there are too many children who need loving parents to deny one group...
– Barack Obama
(via loveyourchaos)
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"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a...
criminallyobsessed:
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oh my god
BEST JOKE.
THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER
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I don’t think there’s been a time in my life when I haven’t gone up the stairs...
– Daniel Radcliffe (via holymotherofrowling)
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Interviewer: Which has more wire-work, Spidey or The Social Network?
Andrew Garfield: What’s funny is in that scene where I smash the computer, I had my hands attached to a wire because I got so tired. I had a whole rigging team with wires lifting my hands like puppeteers.
Interviewer: Wait, what?
Andrew Garfield: Also I was too lazy to walk, so they put wires on my toes and heels when I needed to walk backwards. There was a scene where I flew, which I’m sure will be on the DVDs. I’m so mad at Mark, I flew at him in a rage.
Interviewer: Oh you’re joking. Damn your dry British wit. You had me. You’re a good actor.
Andrew Garfield: Yeah, I’m good on the phone.
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Hi, I'm nobody's favourite blog.
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fffcuk:
you’ve really got to hand it to short people
especially because most of the time they can’t reach it